Have a Great Weekend Everybody

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Right now I'm a lump of sadness. So I don't have a positive post to put out. Better not to say anything in those times. So, instead, I'll just leave you all with some stories!

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Once a man and his wife of some twenty something years had to go to the hospital. The wife had injured her leg. Once at the hospital the doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

The man replied, "We injured our leg."

(I long to be at that point in my relationship!)
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Once a man complained bitterly to his rabbi. "my wife doesn't understand my honor and importance! She keeps asking me to help with the house chores and even to take out the garbage for crying out loud!"

The rabbi replied, " I am so sorry. I hadn't realized your importance. I'll deal with the situation tomorrow". Satisfied, the man sauntered home.

The next morning bright and early, there was a knock on the door. The wife opened the door and it was the rabbi! "yes?" asked the startled wife.

Rabbi: "Madam, I'm here to help you with your house chores. Where is the trash that needs to be put out?"

The man understood the lesson.

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True story:

I once asked a rabbi how do I keep my children from sin x. He replied, how do you react when you see a bug? How do I react? I scream my head off and stomp on it -- preferably with someone else's shoe! So I told him this. He replied, if you can react like that to sin x, they'll stay away from it!

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Have a great weekend, everyone!