What's the Matter with You, African?!

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What is the matter with you, Africans? I see in the media, so many pictures of women with their breast bare. What? Did you flee from Adam before he committed the sin of the forbidden fruit? Are you from that early group of people not quite completely tainted by the admixture of good and evil?

And so often, I am bombarded with the images of African women carrying babies in Africa. Carrying them on their backs. If the babies are not on their mother, their on some little girl. Must you insist on warmth? Don't you know about the global warming crisis? Nevermind that, were you not told that the world is getting colder?

And why is it the sun is always shining in your land? As if the gaze of G-d is continuously upon you. Why must you get all the attention? don't you notice your continent is called dark? We are trying to invalidate you!

And don't let me get started with your black skin! Its so black its like a black hole! Are you a portal? A portal to another dimension of spirituality?

And at last your sexuality. Everyone is talking about it, it is the thing myths are made of. You carry it so naturally. Can you make love to any topic or idea and dominate it? Is your goal to dominate  a topic with splendor and to bring the world to a new spiritual height? We would rather use it for something crass if you let...



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