A Play on Words: Battle of the Brits

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Bnei Israel is locked in a battle with Bnei Ishmael. What we have in common is we both have a form of BRIT -circumcision (Brit really means convenant, slightly stronger than a promise. The covenant in question was God telling Abraham to circumcise himself and his people. Thus Ishmael, who was 13 at the time got circumcised and from thus it is said that Ishmaelim /Arabs circumcise their sons at 13. Isaac got circumcised when he was 8 days old, so the Jewish tradition continues.)

This whole struggle was handed over to us by the BRITish.

And USA which is know in Hebrew as Artzot haBRIT is giving both sides money and ammo so that we can come to a supposed peace agreement.